SAY WHAT?????

So today, Ethan has said some random things that have just made me laugh, so I thought I would post them for you all to get a kick out of, and to have them written down somewhere, because I always forget them.

Ethan: "Mom, do you want to buy into a special card playing club?"

Mom: "Umm what's a card playing club?"

Ethan: "Come on mom, you'll get a free wallet for signing up"

Mom: "Well in that case I guess I better sign up"

Ethan: "Mom, if you sign up right now, you will even get a free set of playing cards!"

Mom: "Wow, a free set of playing cards, how lucky am I?"

Ethan: Ok, if you sign here, and here, and here, (he is showing on a piece of paper where to sign my name) oh, and it also comes with free daycare for your kids."

Mom: "Well does that mean I can put you in it because you are my kid?"

Ethan: " No because I am the card playing guy!"

Mom: " Oh, ok!"

Ethan: "Ok mom, you need to be there by 4:30, ok ?"

Mom: " Ok I will be there."

Ethan: (he comes running into the room, and says) "Mom, it has just been changed to 3:30, is that ok?"

Mom: "That will be fine."

Ethan: (a few minutes later, he comes running in again) "Mom it is about to start you have to come right now!"

Mom: "Ok, let's go!"

Ethan: "Ok mom, you have to pick which card has my name on it"

Anyway, to make an already long story shorter: he just had me keep picking between two cards that were turned over, one that said Hannah, and one that said Ethan, and he would tell me which one to pick to see if I had picked the right one. Now that is a club you don't want to miss out on! And I didn't even get my free stuff, or the daycare!

Another conversation:

Ethan: "Mom, do you want to be a kung fu master?"

Mom: "Not really"

Ethan: "Are you sure, you get free drinks!"

Mom: "Well in that case, I guess I want to be a kung fu master!"

Ethan: "Well you have to fight the bad guys first before you can get the free drinks!"

I am just laughing now!

He is quite a little salesman today!!!!